Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space (Spiritualized Cover)

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Spiritualized cover, recorded 2010 or 2011. 

Where Is My Mind

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Muggy summer evening iPhone mic open window one take not busted guitar Pixies cover. 

Sad Songs and Waltzes

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Gorgeous summer evening iPhone mic open window one take busted guitar Willie Nelson cover. 

Plea From A Cat Named Virtute

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Thursday evening iPhone mic open window one take busted guitar Weakerthans cover (again).

Unum cum virtute multorum.

 

Fuck Her Gently

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Late night iPhone mic open window one take busted guitar Tenacious D cover… for the ladies. 

But fellas, listen closely. 

One Great City!

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Late night iPhone mic one take busted guitar Weakerthans cover. 

Can't Help Falling In Love

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Elvis Presley cover, recorded 2012. 

True Love Will Find You in the End

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Daniel Johnston cover, recorded 2011. 

Across the Universe

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Late night iPhone mic open window one take busted guitar Beatles cover. 

Free Rug Haikus

freestuffhaiku:

This is a story about my rug.

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Today I posted a boring old gray Ikea rug on the free section of Vancouver Craigslist at around 1:30am.

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By the time I woke up for work a few hours later, much to my surprise, I’d already received 36 emails about it. When I arrived at work at 9:00, the number was above 50. All in all, I got nearly 70 emails from would-be rug recipients. 

I am not one to be trusted with such power, so rather than give the rug away to the speediest responder or pick someone random off of the list, I made them compete for my amusement. The premise was simple: write a haiku about my rug. Best one gets it. 

And so, without further ado, here are the Free Rug Haikus.

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